Friend Quotes:
Me: I'm soooo cold (as I grab onto Phee's arm)
Phee: Here Maggs, use my heated elbow.
Me: A penny for your thoughts?
Jess: A penny for my two cents?
Mike: Damn Jess, you're a tank!
Jess: Mike, never call a girl a tank...
Mike: Sorry...pink tank?
Me: That is sooo un-politically correct...wait...I
mean politically incorrect.
Will & Grace:
Jack: You're not gay!
Elliot's mom: Yes I am.
Jack: Prove it! Say something lesbionic.
Elliot's mom: Home Depot.
Jack: K.D. Lang, you ARE gay!
Will: What's the matter Karen, did you lose the large stick
you use to poke bears at the zoo??
Karen: (looking confused) No no honey, it's right here (as
she reaches for it).
Will (to his boss after Karen storms out of his office): Sorry
about that, she usually just sends her flying monkeys.
Karen's boyfriend: I love you Karen. You're good and real.
Karen: No, but you're wrong. I'm evil and imaginary.
Will: So, did you sleep with him?
Karen: We did everything but...
Will: Everything B-U-T or everything B-U-T-T??
Jack: (about a crib) We'll paint it pink if it's a girl, hot
pink if it's a boy, and flannel if it's a lesbian.
